Monday, October 4, 2010

Childhood: Elementary School

Here is my jumble of memories related to going to elementary school at Pitsch, the school across the street:


My 1st grade teacher was Miss Bowers.  It was easy to remember this because it rhymed with flowers.  She was very petite, which was nice for short little 1st graders like myself.


My 2nd grade teacher was Miss Giese.  She was extremely interested in Japanese culture.  That year, we had a Japanese exchange teacher (whose name I can't remember), who taught us how to use chopsticks, write our names in katakana, fold origami, and let us sample salted dried cherries.  Miss Giese gave us each a shell necklace when she returned from a trip to Hawaii, too.


One day in 2nd grade, we were doing a student-parent project of making a pie.  I was pretty much the leader of our small group, and I decided we were making a lemon-meringue pie.  I'd never made one before, but I thought they were tasty.  We definitely didn't have all the necessary equipment and ingredients to make the pie, so I got permission to run home and get a pot and a few other things.  I don't think our pie turned out too well.


I really liked authority figures.  I felt I could be helpful and important to them.  One such person was the principal, Mr. Wells.  I don't know how many times I visited him or left him notes, but I'm pretty sure he probably thought I was a creepy little kid.


In the summer between 2nd and 3rd grade, I participated in this patriotic I don't know what you'd call it.  Anyway, I wrote "A Bill of Rights For Kids" that was highlighted in a newspaper article about the event.


In 3rd grade, I wasn't chosen for the special combined 3rd-4th class.  This made me jealous of the students who were.  I was in Mrs. Kluender's class instead.  I remember that we had tadpoles in our class, and we played "Pass the Witches Broomstick" and sung H-A-Double L-O-Double U-Double E-N spells Halloween.


In 4th grade, I had Miss Smith.  We had hampsters in that class - Skippy and Scooter.  I got to take Scooter home for the summer.  Scooter escaped from his cage, got into rat poison and died.  I felt really bad to tell Miss Smith the next fall, but she didn't seem too broken up about it.


My 5th grade teacher was Mrs. Smith.  She had a penchant for telling us scary stories from her past, like hunting will-o-the-wisps, and the time a girl was attacked and killed by an alligator when she was lifeguarding.  She had a twin sister and her maiden name was Fortune.  She didn't like the song Jingle Bells because of the "misfortune seemed his lot" part.  I took up, briefly, the viola this year.  It was the first year that we could learn an instrument, and even though I didn't want to play a stringed instrument long-term, I took it start reading music.  I chose the viola because it seemed "different."  At the end of 5th grade, we were headed for Howe elementary.  To send us off, the music teacher, Mrs. Bures, had all the other classes line up in the hallway and sing "The Wind Beneath My Wings" to us.  I teared up.


No Specific Year:


I was on the safety patrol.  Looking back now, it does seem like a lawsuit waiting to happen if you allow other elementary school students to dictate when classmates should cross the street, even if they are wearing ridiculous neon orange sashes.  My friend Megan H. (see more below) became the Safety Patrol leader, and gave me all the crappy assignments.  Bitch.


The gym at Pitsch was pretty pathetic.  It wasn't built with the intention of allowing kids to play any sports other than jump rope, because it had giant curved beams that were maybe 12 feet off the ground at the high point.  Volleyball nets had to be hung limply to allow a ball to go over them.  They didn't bother with basketball backboards - they simply put up a pole with a hool on it in front of one of the beams.


There was a yearly bike rodeo, where Officer Arnie would come and teach us bicycle safety.  There were special events involving bicycling ability that would earn you points.  My pink banana-seated bike wasn't up for the task (or maybe it was just me), but I never did as well as I wanted.


One neat thing was the gym event at the end of the year.  It was sort of a mini-Olympics, with different events, such as a timed obstacle course, races, etc.  Again, I never did as well as I wanted, but it did mark the start of summer for me.


We had fundraisers each year.  Most of the stuff was pretty cheap and crappy.  Porcelain bells in the shape of anthropomorphic bears with their legs as the clapper, multi-spice dispensers, I can't remember what else.  Despite being so close to an elementary school, most of the neighborhood was comprised of elderly people who moved there shortly after the school was built in the 60s and didn't leave.  They didn't want to buy crap from me.


Each summer, I would attend summer school.  One memorable year after 3rd grade, I took German and Spanish simultaneously for a session.  I'd learn German, then go downstairs and learn Spanish.  Other than drama a couple of times, I don't remember any other classes I had.


Recess:


During recess, we played on a number of what would now be considered highly dangerous pieces of equipment.  There was a merry-go-round, swings, monkey bars and gymnasiums, and a concoction of tires and beams with two tire swings.  During 2nd grade, a few friends and I played a game called "Superman", where one person would be down in the middle of the tire swing and spin it on one foot, like they were doing a pirouette.  Three other people would be standing on the tire between the chains.  When the tire was going fast enough, the standing people would jump and "fly" while holding on.  One day, I was the one in the middle.  Becky W. was one of the people holding on.  She ended up letting go, falling off, and hitting her chin on the wooden support beam.  She got a cut, and I was told by Miss Bowers that I "bit of more than I could chew", which didn't have a lot of meaning for me at the time.

On this structure, we also played a game called Toilet Monster.  It was a little like tag in that the Toilet Monster, below the angled net of tires, tried to reach throw and tag someone as they ran up the tires to the top beam.

We also had a couple of creaky gymnastic pieces of outdoor equipment.  There were two metal bars, one high and one low, that we would try doing penny and cherry drops from.  Kills the underside of your knees, and it had the thrill factor of possibly landing on your face.

From about 3rd to 5th grade, hand clapping (Down by the Bay, Miss Mary Mack, etc.), double dutch, and throwing little rubber balls at the "gym" wall were the popular recess options.  We also had another way of injuring ourselves, if tire swings weren't enough.  There was a set of really high swings on the older student side of the playground.  Kids a year older than me figured out that a swing could be hitched over the end of one of the metal supports.  You'd then sit on the swing like normal, and could hoist yourself up so you were standing on the support with the swing behind you.  Someone would do the same with the other swing on the opposite side.  On the count of three, you'd both jump off and out, and tangle up in the chains until you bumped into each other.  Great fun.  The teachers eventually caught wind of what was going on and we weren't allowed near the swings anymore.

Friends: I had a couple of "friends" in elementary school.  Looking back, I am amazed how petty and mean the girls could be.  There was definitely a social heirarchy that I always fell very short on, and it was painfully obvious during recess.  There was another tire-and-beam structure that had tired drilled in vertically on each side of a vertical beam.  My "friends" would each sit on one of the top tires and hold court.  Usually, I wasn't one good enough to have my own seat and was forced to be on the ground.  This same group was obsessed with horses.  I pretended to be, too, fake-galloping my horse around the ball diamond, drawing horses, whatever.  I tried way too hard to be liked, I know that. 



Megan H. was the leader of this group of girls.  By ourselves, we were friends, but I guess I she was trying to look better in other girls' eyes, so she tended to shun me at school.  I did spend many weekend afternoons at her parents' farm west of the city, playing with her borzois and horses, playing in the hayloft of the barn, finding the occassional squished kitten.  I would occassionally spend the night in the old farmhouse with her.  I still think that place was haunted.  Her mom was so nice.  Megan shared my brief obsession with New Kids on the Block, and we went to a concert together in Minneapolis.  My relationship with Megan faded completely when we went to a new school in 6th grade (Pitsch only went through 5th grade back then).

Childhood: Not So Great First Day of Kindergarten

For being as open and talkative as I was at age 5, I definitely was nervous about my first day of Kindergarten.  I remember being shown where different things were in the room (such as the toilet), and being told what I could or couldn't play with, but what really made the day memorable was what happened on the way to the library.  What happened?  I threw up.  Yup, I didn't even get through one full day before I went home sick.  After that, things were better.  I remember that there were some really awesome toys in the room, but we rarely got to play with them and that made me sad. 

Childhood: Moving to the Center of the Universe

I figure I better explain this one right away.  A few friends and I determined in high school that Wisconsin Rapids (pop. 18,435) is the Center of the Universe.  Some how, some way, everyone you meet will have a connection to Rapids.  It doesn't matter where you are on the planet - there is a connection.  Case in point: we were getting to know the parents of our son's classmate yesterday, and after I mentioned I was from Rapids, the wife piped up that she had relatives that lived there (and I graduated with her cousin).  There it is again!  It happens too often to be denied.


So, in the fall of 1985, my dad got the head greenskeeper job at Bull's Eye Country Club and Tri-City Golf Course.  My parents already had connections in the area, and on at least one occassion, left me with a friend's daughter when they were househunting.  I remember being in her room on a snowy day, listening to Debbie Gibson and Tiffany.  They did take me on at least two house tours, including the one we eventually settled in.  I remember the other house was a lot closer to my dad's job, but also a stone's throw from the wastewater treatment plant.  It had a bannister that swayed when I pulled on it.


The house my parents bopught was located across the street from an elementary school, had no neighbors in the back, and was liberally carpeted in a 70's style avocado-colored shaggy nightmare, even in the kitchen.  That carpet lasted a long time, if I remember correctly.


We moved up on the December 30, 1985.   I remember my mom packing a few items into the car, such as a plant.  While the movers were busy unloading our stuff, my sister and I were in the care of our neighbors, the Dalys.  They have been great friends to our family ever since!  My parents still live in that house (as of this posting).

Childhood: Germantown Memories

I impressed myself about five years ago, when I returned to Germantown and could actually drive to the places I knew when I was little.  My parents and I, and eventually my sister, lived in a condo complex in Germantown from 1982 to 1985.

Since I don't have a ton of memories from these early days, and I can't place them exactly in a timeline, it seems easier to just throw them all in one post and edit to add when I think of more.

Here we go!

We lived on the second story of a condo complex at the end nearest the lake.  It was two bed, one bath.  The path to the unit would get flooded during heavy rains.  My sister and I would go and play in the puddle that formed.

My friend Missy lived in the same complex, though not in our building.  One day, she and I were jumping on my full-size bed (no toddler or kid beds for me!), and she pushed me off.  I fell on my arm.  A few days later, my mom noticed a bump on it, and took me to the doctor.  It turned out that I had a hairline fracture.  They wrapped it up with an ace bandage and gave me a yellow patterned sling.

I remember the day I learned to tie my shoes.  I was 5 and wearing blue Asics.

We ate dinner around the dining table next to the kitchen.  One night we had fish cooked in the brown, square microwave dish that my parents still use often.  I got a few bones in my piece and didn't want to eat fish for another, oh, twenty years.

My dad worked from 5 to 3 (ish), and would pick me up from day care on his way home.  When we got home, we had a tradition of having coffee (not sure if this was real coffee that he gave me or not).

There was a bad storm one night in which lightning struck a barn a few miles from our home.  I remember going out on the wet metal balcony with my dad and hearing the sirens of the firefighters.

On another summer evening, there was severe weather approaching.  We went across the way and watched the news with another family who had a basement we could go into if things got bad.  I watched the lightning outside with the adults.  Someone called it "shotgun lightning".  I still think I misheard something.  Thankfully, nothing hit us.  This might have been the same night as the previous memory, but I'm not sure.

There was one babysitter in particular that I remember.  She was an older lady and must have been watching me during the day instead of me going to day care.  One day, I was swinging my legs between two couches.  She didn't like this and smacked my bottom.  She had a son, and we gave him banana stickers and socks for a birthday present.  I also attended some kind of graduation with her.  I snuck away and played under a big bush because I was bored.

We went to the library a lot.  I liked the step stools they used, because they shrunk down and locked when you stepped on them, but rose up when you took your weight off it.  I played with them quite a bit.

My parents and I would go for bike rides around town.  They had a kid carrier that attached behind the seat that I would sit in.  I remember cruising past the cemetery.

I also remember a 4th of July parade.

We had a dog named Sam.  I would help my dad take him for a walk along the road between the condo and the main road.  There was a baseball field we would walk past.


Back then, they had little candies that were like Tic Tacs but fruity, and brightly colored.  I decided to shove one of these up my nose.  I think it was a purple one.  Thankfully, I managed to get it out.

My dad had a convention in DC when I was almost 5.  We were driving out there, and to make the trip better, my mom had a surprise for us.  She told me to go to the back of the car, where there were two Care Bears waiting for my sister and me.  I got Bedtime Bear, and she got Tenderheart Bear.  On the drive, we stayed at a hotel whose pool was under renovation and not filled.  I don't remember much else about the trip despite having many pictures to jog my memory.

I had a little Snoopy fishing pole that I used to fish in the pond by our house.  I don't remember ever catching anything, but a neighbor did.  He put the little fish in a bucket.  The next day, I went over to see the fish and they were all dead and floating in there.  I think this was my first exposure to death.

More to come...

Childhood: Menomonee Falls Day Care

Thinking about the first memory I had, I wanted to write about a few other memories of being at day care in Menomonee Falls.  We lived in Germantown, not too far away from the church on Cleveland Avenue where I went to day care from age 2 to 5. 

In no particular order:

When I was 4 or 5 years old, I brought my first Barbie doll with me one day.  I couldn't find it when it was time to go home and I figure someone stole it.

I was really talkative when I was younger, and one day when I was 5, the teacher made me turn my chair around and face away from the table we were at because I was being too disruptive.

I had an earache, so they gave me a hot cotton ball in a plastic bag to put on my ear.  (I've tried this since and it didn't work, so I'm wondering if they did something else to it.)

When I was 4, I got my picture taken.  I can clearly see the setup of the rug-covered platform in my mind.  It was in the hallway upstairs.

We had playtime outside in front of the building.  One day in the summer when I was 5, I think, I brought my tinsel-filled baton to play with, and I was wearing a white patterned shorts jumper.  While we were playing, an ambulance pulled up to a house across the street.  This caused all kinds of commotion among us kids, and the teachers were telling us to not watch.  I sat down and watched anyway.  I think the man that lived in the house had a heart attack or stroke or something.

 
When I was 4 or 5, there was a snowstorm with thunder and lightning.  Freaky.  That Christmas, we also made ornaments out of colored aluminum ash trays.  Definitely different times.

There was a Halloween party and I dressed up like a Care Bear in one of the plastic costumes and masks popular at the time.  See me?

Childhood: First Memory

It seems appropriate that the first memory I put down is the first one I can remember.  A lot of memories from my early childhood are pretty hazy, but I believe this is the earliest memory I have. 

Setting: Menomonie Falls.  Year: 1983?
I went to a daycare in the basement of a church when I was 4 and 5 years old.  Prior to that, I was at a house run by the same people, just a few blocks (I think) from the church.  I remember being at this house, where there was brown carpeting and wood paneling on the walls.  Everything is really high above me, and I'm about the same size of a laundry basket, which is in my view.  I don't know what I'm doing, but I definitely have a clear picture of being there.